The candidate will have the ability to have monkeys fly out of his or her ass

I love reading bad job requirements. The person (or should I say cyborg) who gets this position to destined to have the end of a shotgun in their mouth within 3 months.

The ideal candidate will have two to four years of management experience and a deep knowledge of Web services technologies, an MVC framework such as Django or Ruby on Rails as well as experience with Flash AS3, Flex and XML. The successful applicant has expertise in contemporary web design and development techniques, including  knowledge of HTML, CSS and Javascript (JQuery, Prototype). Candidates should have experience with web APIs and experience integrating data, audio, and video to drive Flash multimedia presentations. The qualified candidate must be a detail oriented individual with ability to handle tight deadlines, work well under pressure and prioritize multiple projects with strong leadership skills.