My heart sank every time I would hear the intros to one of these cartoons. Want to know something even worse? I would watch them anyways. Pathetic. Mr. T - Gymnastics!!? Why not a mime troupe?
Rambo - Training video for our future right-wing militia groups
Chuck Norris Karate Commandos - Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
GoBots - A poor man's Transformers
Rubik, The Amazing Cube - Act 1: Match 1 Side; Act 2: Match 2 Sides; Act 3: Throw in Trashcan
Double Dragon - Punch Kick Punch Kick Punch Kick...
The Gary Coleman Show - Can't think of anything
Ewoks - The beginning of the end for Lucas
Hulk Hogan's Rockin' Wrestling - Wasn't the WWF just a live-action cartoon in itself? Seems redundant.
Jem and the Holograms - It's all about the hair.