Great new iPhone feature I invented

Here's a great feature to improve your iPhone experience. Here are the steps:

  1. Hold iPhone
  2. Make sure the ringer toggle switch is in the on position
  3. Drop iPhone so that it hits the upper left-hand corner of the phone
  4. Repeat until ringer toggle switch is broken

Now you will never have to miss a call again because the ringer was switched off. Now if I could just place or receive a call without getting dropped.