I'm on a 70's film kick this week. I remember see this movie when I was around 8 or 9 years old. I can't believe Sean Connery took this role, but I glad he did because it wouldn't be as epic of a fail without him. This is probably the greatest line from any movie ever made:

"The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life to poison the Earth with a plague of men, as once it was, but the gun shoots death, and purifies the Earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth . . . and kill!"