"Wanted dead or alive" translated

The second verse of Bon Jovi's "Wanted dead or alive" translated from English to Japanese, the back to English using Babel Fish. Original English version Sometimes I sleep, sometimes it's not for days And the people I meet always go their separate ways Sometimes you tell the day by the bottle that you drink And times when you're alone all you do is think.

Japanese back to English version As for occasionally me, occasionally it you sleep, many days there is no And the people where I meet go always their another methods. It is day with the thing bottle which occasionally is drunk. And time you think re-just entirely, it is.

Personally, I like the second one much better. Here's Trimuph the insult comic dog puppet and his translation of Bon Jovi.