Will this winter ever end?

Being a transplant from San Diego and having no ability to grow a beard, you can imagine how frustrating the winter is to me in New Jersey. Now I have found something that will ease the pain - The Beard Cap!!!! I immediately thought "Viking" and I was right. It was made in Iceland. Too bad I will be subjection to public ridicule. Screw it! My face will be toasty warm (via Thing My Beard Can Lift).