My wife's birthday is coming up and she received this wonderful card from the VP of Global Benefits & Resources at J&J.
Give yourself one of the most important gifts of all, the gift of good health. Preventive exams can make a big difference in your life and your health. One example is the Pap smear, the potentially lifesaving test that screens for cervical cancer...
What a great thing to be reminded of on your birthday.
- Balloons? Check.
- Cake? Check.
- Presents? Check.
- Cancer? Not sure. Make appointment with Gynecologist for smear.
This actually works out for me. Anything I get her will definitely be better than this. Thanks J&J.
BTW...Also could you do me a favorite and send her a reminder of an even more embarrassing medical exam next year? I want my present to look even more awesome than this years!