Meat Cologne

I'm tired of all these lame men's colognes. I don't want to smell like Cool Water, Corduroy, Black Jeans or English Leather. As a side note, what's with all the pant related fragrances? You've got a problem if you are going around a smelling people's pants. I want to smell like thick-cut bacon,  grilled hamburger or a medium-rare rib eye steak. I see a huge cross-selling opportunity for Drakkar and Steak-Umm.

Drakkar Steak-umm…a no carb fragrance!